At Indiana Wesleyan University, students and teachers ordered 2 pizzas during a sermon to “do for one what you wish you could do for everyone.” They filled a collection basket with $1,200 and thousands of thank-you notes, then gave it to the shocked delivery driver as a tip. He used it to buy his kids’ Christmas presents. Source
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
Yes pls omg
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck